(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
They're the top rated performance!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
- Cell phone cases for sale! / - Gosh...
They're very sturdy. Buy one.
- Please buy one... / - Hey.
What are you doing?
Chilsip, it's not like that...
You fool!
It can store your credit cards too.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We'll throw things and have them stand up.
First, this water bottle from a water cooler!
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do it.
Sheesh...
Do you want to make this stand up
or do you want to be with me all night?
Then I'll do it.
Alright...
I did it!
Wow! Amazing!
As a bonus...
I'll make this chair balance on two legs.
It's good you're all here today to see this.
Alright!
I did it!
Hey! Move your foot!
She caught me!
Hey, don't joke around.
Let's make things more difficult!
We'll throw a water bottle on a desk
and have it stand up.
Are you crazy? I can't do that!
Sheesh...
Hi, mom. I won't be home tonight...
I'll get it done somehow.
Alright.
That's a small desk.
Here.
Gupal! How did you do that?
Wow...
- We have magnets for sale too. / - Good.
Hey! You can't sell things here!
And you make Gupal do everything.
You never do anything here.
Gosh... Mr. Host.
If I throw this and it stands up,
you have to date me.
Fine then!
Alright!
Try it. Let's see if it works.
This is for real.
You can't do it.
No way. It's not going to happen.
No way!
Get out!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Introducing the next show!
Life starts at 100.
It's the 100-year-old Men!
- Okay, okay. / - Okay.
Okay, my turn.
My turn, my turn.
I did it!
- That looks dangerous. / - That's dangerous!
That looks dangerous...
Nice one.
Take them off!
Oh, right.
Here you go.
Nice one!
Those were the 100-year-old Men.
If it's too hard on you guys,
you guys can stop doing this.
What are you talking about?
Let's play rock, paper, scissors.
If you win, we'll do whatever you tell us to.
Alright then.
- Rock, paper, scissors! / - Scissors.
- That was late! / - We won! We won!
- You played late! / - We'll be back again.
Get out of here!
Do you have to shake your butts like that?
That's too...
Introducing the next show.
We have some amazing guys on our show.
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ If the three of us get on a taxi ♪
♪ The tire will go flat ♪
We apologize to all taxi drivers.
♪ Let's squeeze out that milk ♪
Milking...
That's really milk?
Stop drinking that.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ A tadpole in the brook ♪
You're eating tadpoles?
♪ And they became frogs in my stomach ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ My head is fat ♪
♪ I'm fat from head to toe ♪
That's enough.
You could kill yourself.
Man, I almost threw up.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ We know what this rice cake tastes like ♪
♪ This rice cake isn't sweet ♪
♪ That's right, I have honey ♪
♪ Dip it in this ♪
♪ Let me... ♪
Hey, what about me? Where's mine?
Where's mine?
Let me just eat honey.
Give me mine.
What the...
♪ We only eat ♪
♪ One sausage in the link ♪
They only ate one sausage!
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ I stagger ♪
Are you okay?
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ Tinky-Winky, Dipsy ♪
♪ Laa Laa ♪
♪ Bones ♪
- Bones? / - Yeah.
Bones?
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'd like to lift up the bed in my room ♪
♪ I can't lift it ♪
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ Eat fritters when you're hungry ♪
♪ I'm afraid I'll get indigestion ♪
♪ You know that I can't eat oily foods ♪
♪ I need you, I want you ♪
♪ Someone to eat these ♪
♪ Me! Me! Me, me, me! Me, me, me! Me, me, me! ♪
♪ Me! Me! Me, me, me! ♪
♪ Got any rice? Got any rice? ♪
Let's just eat these. Let's just eat these.
(Hello)
Hey, lay out the snow.
I said lay out the snow!
Hello.
I own a ski resort.
Oh, my gosh!
What the...
Hello.
I just weighed myself.
5...
3...
10...
Hello.
I'm thinking of how much gift money to pay.
♪ You fool ♪
♪ I'm in pain because of you ♪
Hello.
I like to blame others.
Around 180cm tall...
With a dark face and big eyes.
Oh! Jeans and a white t-shirt!
Hello.
That's my ideal type.
Lie on your back!
Lie on your stomach!
Roll to the left. Roll to the right!
Hello.
I'm scrubbing someone at a bathhouse.
♪ I love you ♪
♪ I nod as I say it, you ♪
♪ Tell me that you're okay with me, you ♪
Hello.
I'm from Chungcheong-do.
Gosh. I got it wrong again.
Why do I keep getting this wrong?
Hello.
I'm a weather reporter.
Hello.
I have gum on my shoes.
Honey...
Let's end this.
I can't do this anymore!
Hey, you think it isn't hard for me?
This is hard for me too!
They're peeling onions.
- Let's stop peeling these! / - My eyes sting!
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Escape.
Master.
Why are we hiking up this mountain at night?
Many people are trying to kill me.
- So we have to run away! / - Okay.
Let's go.
Master, this mountain has so many mosquitoes.
Gosh, these mountain mosquitoes bite hard.
Ouch, another bite.
Why aren't the poisonous darts working?
We shot them 200 times.
Is that thing busted?
The next chapter.
True nature.
I've never seen this mushroom before.
It's tasty.
- I picked them myself. / - Great.
It's raining.
I need an umbrella.
I'm like Gang Dongwon.
- Suyeong! / - Yes?
These mushrooms cause you to hallucinate!
Spit it out!
What the...
My lady, are you okay?
- I've been... / - Master!
What are you doing?
Please get your head on straight!
These are noodles!
What are you doing to my woman?
Get it together!
The next chapter.
Choice!
The one that removes the dragon sword
will be the chosen one by the dragon.
- I'll try! / - Hold it.
I'll go first.
Master, it's not coming out.
Suyeong, you lack training.
I'll try.
I removed the dragon sword!
Show your respect for Master Song!
Now we'll sacrifice him to the dragon!
What?
What? It wasn't me!
Put me down! I can't be a sacrifice!
No!
The next chapter.
Rescue.
Master, are you okay?
Suyeong, you could be in danger too.
Run for it!
Master.
I need you in my life.
So let me carry you!
Thanks, Suyeong.
Put me down!
Put me down! Put me down!
This is the last one.
Bonus footage!
Get them!
Put me down.
You get on my back this time.
Alright.
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
- Honey, let's get this twin pop. / - Alright.
- Please ring up this twin pop. / - Sure.
Here you go.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
- Let me break this twin pop apart. / - Okay.
That's perfect.
Right?
You're a pro.
Why are you so good at splitting things?
Huh?
What is it all of a sudden?
Mr. Song Wangho.
You must've shared a lot with other girls.
What are you talking about?
This is easy.
What? Easy?
It's easy to seduce women?
I'm so upset!
- You're upset? / - Yeah!
Want to see me open up?
Fine! Show me!
Fine then. I'm going to open up!
You jerk!
Honey!
You'll only walk on flowers.
What did you do to this thing?
Honey!
Put this back together.
He said to put them back together.
What? The cover?
No, our lips.
I meant the cover...
Hey! You can't do that in here!
Get out, get out. Do that outside.
Gosh, they're so strange.
Everyone!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Shout out what you want to eat!
I want ice cream!
I want ice cream too!
Everybody!
Ice cream!
Alright. Please pay for them first.
Make some noise if you have money!
Make some noise if you're broke!
Let's go home to get money!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
- Put these back. / - Jump! Jump! Jump!
Gosh, what's with those people?
Please ring these up.
Sure. I'll ring up these spicy rice cakes.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
These spicy rice cakes with broth...
- Does it really have broth? / - What?
I don't hear a liquid in here when I shake it.
Can I take this to
the Korea Water Resources Corporation
and ask them?
No, you add water later.
- Are you King Solomon? / - No.
You're just single.
- What? / - Please ring this up.
Alright, sure.
- Hold it. / - What is it?
- It says cook for 2 minutes. / - Yes.
- So I should stand there for 2 minutes? / - What?
- Why? Do you want to be alone? / - No.
Okay, fine.
I'll stand over here for 2 minutes,
so you stand over there.
What are you talking about?
Just come here.
- Come here? / - Yes.
- Are you playing hard to get? / - No.
Please ring this up.
Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
- These rice cakes are made from flour. / - Yes.
- How about pulling rice cakes? / - What?
If you're pushing these rice cakes on me,
I have to take them?
- It's not like that. / - Are you a bad guy?
No!
- I'm a bad guy too. / - What?
I feel like these rice cakes will get hurt...
- So I won't buy this. / - You're not?
Fine then. I'll ring up this tuna rice roll.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Does this tuna rice roll
really contain tuna?
Of course.
I can't see.
Can I throw this in some water?
Why would you do that?
Since this has tuna inside, wouldn't it start swimming?
No! It's not living tuna.
Life and death.
And payment.
- What's your choice? / - Payment.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
I don't know this character.
But this says added.
- Where did you go for the first time? / - What?
Why are you so excited about going somewhere?
I'm not going anywhere.
- Take me with you. / - I'm not going anywhere.
- Take me with you! / - I'm not going anywhere!
But we're friends!
Just leave.
Don't push me.
- I'll wait until you pull me. / - Okay.
Just leave.
♪ We were in love ♪
- ♪ We met up ♪ / - We weren't in love.
Gosh, why do I only get crazy people here?
- Hello. / - Hi.
- Please ring up this hand sanitizer. / - Sure.
I should sanitize my hands.
Do whatever you want.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What are you doing?
Geez! You want this place sprayed too!
What?
You can't spray this place!
You don't want anything for free?
Geez! Everyone's so crazy!
(Waiting Forever)
This place has been repairing shoes for 20 years.
- Welcome. / - Hello.
- Please shine my shoes. / - Yes, give them here.
- Put these on. / - Yes.
My interview is coming up soon.
So please hurry.
- Yes, just sit there. / - Okay.
So where are you interviewing?
Gag Produce nearby...
That's where.
How long have you been preparing?
For around a year.
- It's pretty competitive... / - It's 100 to 1.
100 to 1.
What the...
So how much do you want to...
- Don't you think this is taking a bit long? / - Huh?
My interview is coming up soon
and you're taking too long.
Shoes make a great first impression.
I'll make sure they're nice and shiny.
Yes, alright.
But still! Mister...
You're doing that to some weird rhythm.
I feel like you're going to peel the leather off.
I'm going to be late for my interview.
They won't have a good first impression of me.
So how much do you want to make?
Why do you keep asking me that?
Mister, I have to get going soon.
Alright...
There.
You can give that back to me.
Good job.
Mister!
Why did you fake me out by nodding?
I need to get my shoes..
You have a customer.
I'll do yours right after I finish with him.
- Here you go. / - Yes.
When should I come back for those?
Come back... In 2 years.
- Right when I get discharged. / - Yes.
- Be healthy. / - You too.
What was that?
Why was he so nonchalant about 2 years?
Hold on... Then I'm getting mine pretty fast...
No, that's not right.
Mister, I have to get going!
I'll do it faster since you have an interview.
Stop trying to sound like you're being nice!
Just get it done fast!
- I'm going to be late. / - Alright then...
Let me shine these with a flame.
Yes, do whatever you want. Just hurry.
Alright.
Just a bit more.
I have to get going...
Yes, that looks good.
Hold on.
Hold on...
Hold it. Stop.
There he goes again.
Mister!
Are you grilling squid?
Would you stop that? What is this?
Are you dancing? Is that a dance?
You... Hold on. I smell something.
The shoe is burning. The shoe is burning!
The shoe...
What the...
The sprinklers came on!
Are you okay?
My suit... What about my shoes?
They're all wet!
I'll shine them again.
No!
You psychopath! Stop it!
Stop shining that!
My interview is ruined!
(Random Video Calls)
There's nobody to hang out with this weekend.
Is there a fun app?
What's this?
Everyone in the world in one place?
Random video chatting?
Hey, that sounds like fun.
Install.
Log in.
Name, Seo Taehun.
Country, South Korea.
Okay.
Alright, I get how it works.
I wonder if anyone is on this thing?
Hello.
Yes, hello.
You're in a school uniform. You must be a student.
I'm having trouble with my workbook.
- I just wanted to take a little break. / - I see.
Maybe I can help you out.
- Really? / - Sure.
- Let me turn the camera. / - Yeah, let's see.
- This is the question. / - Oh...
This one's easy. It's 5.
I think it's a cave.
Oh, hold on.
You remember now?
- Yeah. / - Thank you. You saved me.
No worries...
- Hey. / - Teacher!
Are you cheating on your test?
This is a test?
Why would he use this for a test?
- Teacher... / - Yes?
Who are you?
- Teacher... / - Are you his brother?
We don't know each other... We're just...
We don't... I'm sorry!
Good-bye!
Why would he use this app during a test?
I didn't mean to help him cheat.
Someone else.
- Wow! Park Chanho! / - Hello, I'm Park Chanho.
- Wow! Hello! / - Let me tell you why I started...
- Using this app. / - Yes, please be brief.
When I was in LA,
I missed Korea.
- And I missed my family. / - Yes, I get it.
That was a great story.
Why do I get this guy every time?
That reminds me of another story.
- I look like a bean paste block... / - Okay, bye!
Good-bye...
Geez...
He was about to talk my ear off.
Why do I keep getting guys on this thing?
I want to talk to a girl.
Someone else.
Dang it... A guy.
I don't want you either!
I'm annoyed about this too.
Someone else.
It's a guy.
Honey.
What are you doing?
It's a guy.
What?
Hold on...
I've seen this couple somewhere.
Oh, I can set the keywords.
Okay, I want a woman.
That enjoys cooking.
Okay! Get me a girl this time.
Oh! A girl! Hello!
- Hello. / - Hello.
Wow, it looks like you're cooking something.
What is that?
Oh, yes. I'm making bean sprout soup.
Did you finish making it?
I just have to add green onions and it's done.
Green onions will make the broth refreshing.
What the...
Oh, no!
I just made eye-contact with an anchovy.
I'm sorry.
I ended up chatting with an anchovy.
Let me try one more time. Someone else...
A girl! You must be taking a bath.
That reminds me of another story.
No! Good-bye!
What was that?
Take your hat off when you take a bath!
Why does he always have a hat on?
This is really the last time.
Wow! Yoo Heekwan of the Doosan Bears!
Hello! Nice to meet you.
Why are you on this app?
I had some free time, so I installed it.
This is pretty interesting.
Wow, I'm a big fan.
How are you doing these days?
I'm training this winter for the next season.
Hang in there.
That reminds me of another story.
I left my passport at home...
- So I missed hard training. / - This is a nightmare!
Please! What's wrong with this app?
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is a pillow.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
A comfortable pillow.
That's right, people.
You all know Yoo Minsang is famous for being fat.
He's Korea's fatty.
- And it's not just ordinary fat... / - Hold on.
It took a lot of work to get this fat.
Excuse me. Not fat. Pillow.
- Fat. / - Pillow. That's how you say it.
- Yes. / - Yes.
- I think you already knew. / - Alright.
- You knew that. / - That's right, people.
We have several different kinds
of Yoo Minsang's pillows.
Women tend to fall asleep faster
when they sleep on someone's arm.
That's why we prepared this.
This is it.
This is...
Take a look.
An arm for you to sleep on.
That's the best.
Let me show you the rest of it.
You all hate this that much?
Come on.
This isn't so bad.
This pillow has ulterior motives.
What? It's just a pillow.
- Geez! / - Don't throw it!
That hurt my back.
That's right, people.
Bean pillows are good for your health.
Yoo Minsang's pillow
is made from organic beans. These beans.
You don't believe me?
Just use our pillow for a few nights.
The pillow will start sprouting.
Yes... Whoa!
It sprouts.
You can trim those and eat them.
Always thinking about eating...
It's not like that!
All you do is think about eating.
I just...
And those that toss and turn in their sleep.
You wake up and you can't find your pillow.
Your neck feels sore the next day.
But Yoo Minsang's pillow
will stay by your side
until the moment you wake up.
Let me show you.
Come on out!
What's that?
Why does he look so confident?
That's so...
Isn't that a swimming cap?
He could wear that to a pool.
It will never come off.
- Yes, and it looks silly. / - Right.
Let us tell you more about our product.
People with insomnia...
- They have trouble sleeping. / - Right.
That's why Yoo Minsang's pillow
has an ASMR function.
This is amazing.
- Let me explain. / - Sure.
It's an amazing function.
Turn the ASMR on when you can't sleep. It's great.
Want to hear it? You just press the button here.
You can hear the sound of rain.
You're lying down in bed
after a hard day.
Good job today.
It puts you at ease.
So... You can hear my voice?
Wake up.
- What the... / - Wake up.
What is this?
What the... Turn it off!
What was that? That was scary!
I bet you wish someone would come to your home.
- I do at times. / - Right.
- That's not bad. / - Right.
And for everyone that buys our product...
- We'll throw in a travel neck pillow. / - Great.
And it's an amazing pillow, people.
- You need a neck pillow. / - This pillow...
You put it on like this.
Do you see the neck support?
Where did you get that toilet lid from?
It looks like it smells!
It's Yoo Minsang's neck pillow.
I see a stain...
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out!
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 34 years old and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's pillow. You actually want this?
What?
Yoo Minsang's pillow is delivered to you quickly.
That's why you're quickly disappointed.
Hey!
If you lie down on Yoo Minsang's pillow,
you'll stay in bed.
From sleep paralysis.
What are you talking about?
- And... / - That's enough!
You're going to say something silly again!
I made sure they won't play that tone.
Hey!
Why did you record that on there!
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Welcome.
A hamburger set.
For a set...
$3.
But it has two patties.
$3.
But it's a set...
$3!
Alright...
Okay! Thank you!
For a hamburger set...
Yoo Minsang's pillow.
What kind of commercial was that?
I don't even know what that was about!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's chicken feet.
It's a pillow! Geez!
(Upper Class)
- Honey. / - Yeah.
Let's have some soju at this cart bar.
But this place looks so shabby.
It's fun to drink at places like this from time to time.
- Alright. / - Let's go.
Why is nobody here?
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Hello and welcome.
- Oh, yes... / - Hello.
Did you make a reservation?
What?
Why does a cart bar need reservations?
Our cart bar provides the best possible service
to our customers.
- Okay. / - I see...
- Let's sit here, honey. / - Okay.
- Sir. / - Yes?
This table has been reserved.
Oh... Okay.
There's nobody even here and they have...
- A reserved table. / - Yeah.
How did you afford to get a reservation here?
Because today is a special day.
You're so silly.
This way.
Oh... Those people...
Their outfits...
Let's just ignore them.
So unclassy.
- What? They're way overdressed. / - Yeah.
- Sir. / - Yes.
Do you have a reservation?
I reserved the VIP table.
- Let me take you to the VIP table. / - Thank you.
What's going on?
Here are your VIP seats.
Oh, those...
I feel like a princess.
Sit.
Oh.
We reserved a room.
Oh, a room?
Just a moment.
- A room in a cart bar? / - Seriously!
Here you go.
They have one...
So that's it?
Knock, knock.
My gosh...
Come in.
- Let me wipe down your table. / - Yes.
Do you have wet tissues for us to wipe our hands?
Oh, wet tissues?
Here you go.
So hygienic.
Oh... My gosh!
- Yes. / - Goodness!
What the...
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
Bring us what we had last time
and a grande size soju.
I'll get that ready for you.
- Thank you. / - There's no grande size soju.
Here's your grande size soju.
And the fish cakes you had last time.
Thank...
Hold it.
Someone ate a bite of this fish cake.
- Don't eat that, honey. / - Look at this.
- Look here. / - Yes?
- Show me your teeth. / - What?
Show me your teeth.
This is the same teeth arrangement.
I can't eat here. I'm sorry.
Excuse me! I'm sorry.
Please let this slide.
Thank you!
They just blinked and he was forgiven.
- They're nice people. / - Yeah.
This grande size soju reminds me...
When we first started dating, we got so drunk
that we threatened to kill each other.
Were you really trying to kill me then?
- No comment. / - You're so silly!
- That's nothing to smile about. / - Yeah.
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
We'd like to order.
We'll have some dried fish and a glass of water.
Water is self-service.
- Huh? / - You said you'd give us the best service.
So unclassy...
- I'll get you your dried fish in a moment. / - Okay.
- This place is weird. / - Yeah.
Who's that guy?
- This place is so weird. / - Yeah.
Is it a special occasion for anyone here?
Over here.
Her.
You're so silly!
What the...
I'll do a live performance...
- While they get the dried fish ready. / - What?
So unclassy...
What the...
A live performance at a cart bar?
- Huh? / - Huh?
I'll start my live performance.
He's making those sounds.
Hey, why did you stop?
That was the first 3 seconds.
Please pay if you'd like to hear the rest.
Who would pay for that?
Then I'll keep going.
- What? / - Why did he even ask?
- ♪ Discount, discount ♪ / - What the...
♪ Discount ♪
- What the... / - Gosh...
Excuse me.
What was that all about?
If you don't pay,
you have to listen to commercials.
- Bravo! Bravo! / - What?
- What is she cheering about? / - Bravo!
Sheesh...
- Bonjour. / - Gosh, he scared me!
I'm the master chef of this cart bar.
- I'm Mr. Lee. / - I see.
I'll impress you with my cooking.
- Okay. / - Okay.
So before you have your main dish,
I've prepared an appetizer.
Carrots and vinegar chili paste.
- So fancy. / - Yeah.
These carrots are organic
and I grew them myself.
This vinegar chili paste was aged
for 2 years in Sunchang, Jeollabuk-do.
You made this too?
- I bought it at the store. / - What?
Why is this store bought?
I always tell the customers the truth.
- Okay. Let's try this. / - Alright.
- Sir. / - Yes?
You should use a fork and knife
to eat those carrots.
Who uses a fork and knife
to eat carrot sticks?
- So unclassy... / - What?
I feel so insulted.
Sir, it's time for your main dish.
Let me cut up the dried fish!
What the...
Gosh!
- He's good at this. / - Yeah.
Wow...
Gross!
That's so disgusting!
Thank you.
- Sir. / - Yes?
Let me give the lady some dried fish sushi.
Bonjour.
Gross! I can't eat that!
Chef! I'd like some of that gross dried fish sushi.
Bonjour!
Honey.
Will you marry me?
This is how I dreamed you'd propose to me.
What?
- This place is weird. Let's leave. / - Yeah.
- We should go. / - Yeah.
- Excuse me! / - Yes?
We'd like to pay. How much?
That'll be $5,008.
Why is the bill $5,008?
It's $8 for the dried fish.
$5,000 for the service charge.
- What? A service charge? / - What?
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
- We'd like to pay. / - Yes.
Oh... I forgot my wallet.
Again?
I'm sorry, but can I borrow your credit card?
- My credit card? / - Yes.
- Here you go. / - Yes.
- Please ring me up with this. / - Sure.
But why am I paying with my credit card?
Can you just let it slide?
Honey... Run!
- What the... / - What?
Hey, they're running away!
- They left! / - Open your eyes! They left!
Open your eye! They ran away...
- Why is she back? / - What the...
- She's taking those! / - She's taking the rice puffs!
- She's stealing those! / - She's stealing rice puffs!
- She's eating them! / - What's with this cart bar?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
Is there anyone here...
Probably nobody.
That can't read Hangeul?
Sheesh, boss...
Sheesh...
I didn't think I'd find someone nearby.
Let me teach him Hangeul.
Starts with G. What is this?
- A giraffe. / - A giraffe.
Starts with C. Camel.
Starts with S. Squirrel.
Starts with L. Llama.
Starts with S. Seal.
- Starts with P. Pigeon. / - Right.
Huh? No pigeon.
What should I do about this?
Let me say the magic words.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra.
- Wow! / - Oh, come on!
No, no!
Stop clapping!
The book was rigged!
They always say, "Amazing, right?"
That's not amazing! I know how that works!
I'm right.
- You, chatty guy. / - Yes.
- Let's bring you up on stage. / - No...
- No... / - Come on.
- Don't be nervous. / - I'm not.
You seem to be on stage
more often than newbie comedians.
Look here.
What is this? Starts with L.
A lion.
- You can read. / - Yes.
There's an O here.
But no picture. What starts with O?
O? An ostrich?
- Really? Take a look here. / - Yes.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
- Ouch! / - Ouch is correct.
Amazing, right? Applause!
- Applause! / - Applause!
Ouch.
It's time for the highlight of our show.
We'll bring in Magician Yun Seunghyeon
to help us with this trick.
- Magician Yun Seunghyeon. / - Yes, boss.
Hello, boss.
We'll show you an amazing bubble trick.
Do you have the bubbles ready?
Alright.
Blow some bubbles.
Try to catch them, Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
Magician Lee Seongdong, try to catch them.
You can't, can you? Blow some more bubbles.
I can't catch them.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra.
- Huh? / - Wow!
- Wow. / - Wow.
- Amazing, right? / - Wow.
We'll show you our real trick now.
I'm going to make a big bubble.
And I'm going to put Magician Lee Seongdong
inside a bubble.
Stand there.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
- Wow. / - Wow.
So amazing.
Now... I'll catch...
This big bubble.
Watch.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra.
- Wow! / - Wow!
I caught a bubble!
- What's this? / - Amazing, right?
Applause!
- Wow! / - What is this?
Wow.
What is this?
(Love Brothers)
We're pro daters. I'm Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
I'm a pro at being single. I'm Yoo Minsang.
- More like a pro eater. / - Quiet, you!
I'm a pro at being a husband. I'm Park Yeongjin.
So jealous.
Come on. Be honest.
- You can't even breathe, right? / - Nonsense!
Be honest.
You have trouble breathing, right?
I can breathe! I'm healthy!
Today is the day.
It's been 10 years since I haven't been
to a movie theater.
Gosh...
Can you still smoke in movie theaters?
- They used to have ashtrays... / - Ages ago!
Quiet!
That's not important.
There are too many couples
ruining our movie theaters these days.
Couples don't even watch the movie!
What? "I was too busy looking into your eyes."
Then don't go to the movie theater!
And another thing. They need to make
movie theaters for single people.
Not theaters 1 and 2.
Men and women need separate theaters.
Wouldn't that be great?
See? Someone cheered.
A saw a few people nod.
And there are no movies
for single people to watch.
That's why I wrote a few scripts.
Director Park Chanuk or Director Bong Junho,
contact me if you see this.
This will be a big hit.
For the first movie...
A guy takes a train to go on a trip.
And the couple virus has already spread.
The train is filled with couples going...
"I love you, honey."
"Eat some of this."
No! Run away!
He has to survive until the end!
All those couples are on a "Train to Pity."
Isn't it "Train to Busan?"
"Train to Pity."
I'm the lead.
How about casting me instead of Gong Yoo?
We're the same age
and the same height.
We have many things in common.
- What? / - Some people groaned at that.
Let's look at the second script.
A man is locked up in a room for 15 years
with only fried dumplings to eat.
It's a happy movie.
It's the movie "Single Boy."
What?
Who are you?
Are you single?
Couples talk too much.
I'm playing Choi Minsik's role,
but I'd rather have Yoo Jitae's role.
We have similar names and we're the same height.
We have many things in common.
He keeps saying that.
And for the last movie... This is a great one.
Bring out the singles!
He has a wide nose and a double-chin.
His eyes are droopy.
He truly has the face of a single person.
Face reading. Alright.
Do I have the face of someone that'll get married?
The fate of single people is in this face.
Not "The Face Reader." It's "The Minsang!"
- That's awful! / - That's all me.
I play all the roles.
Right now...
Including those people,
I see a lot of faces that'll become single.
- Really? / - I see some here too.
- What? / - Hey!
Yeongjin, your face says you want to be single.
What are you talking about?
People, don't download things illegally
and don't be an illegal couple.
Public service announcement for singles.
What are you talking about?
Go sit down, you fatty!
Sit down!
Happiness comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
It makes me so happy
when I hug my wife from behind.
How romantic.
Because I can't see her face.
That's not good...
That's how happy I am.
People, they say that marriage is like prison.
That you have no freedom.
But that isn't true.
As long as you respect each other,
you can live happily.
Recently, I really messed up bad.
My wife cooked for me
and I said it tasted good.
- Why is that messing up? / - Why?
"This is delicious! You're the best, honey!"
That's what I should've said!
But I really messed up bad.
As long as you don't make any major mistakes,
you can live a happy life.
Before I got married
I liked a girl that was righteous like a cop.
But now, I live a happy life
with a wife just like that.
Once I got home late from drinking
and quietly turned on the lights.
My wife was sitting on the sofa.
"Humph! I knew it.
That's why I waited for you!"
That's a stakeout.
"What were you doing out? Answer me
Tell me now! Answer me!"
This is an interrogation.
She keeps grilling me.
"Hold on..."
"Hey, you've been drinking.
Hold on... This isn't soju. You drank liquor."
- She's a police dog. / - Gosh!
She has an amazing sense of smell!
"You were drinking at the karaoke."
She was leading me on.
Don't ever fall for something like that.
No, honey.
"Stop lying! 407 saw you there!"
There's a witness.
"You're not leaving the house this weekend!"
That's 2 days of imprisonment
and 7 days of probation.
But you know what's amazing?
My wife is like a cop, but she keeps
stealing from my wallet.
But I'm still very happy!
Oh! I need to get home now.
- Why? / - Why?
If I get home late,
my wife will go through my cell phone.
She's like the cyber police.
Oh, no!
See that everyone? We're actually...
- Very happy! / - Very happy!
(Let's Do This)
Chief Lee.
How's the commercial for Gulp Water coming?
Manager Jeong has it ready.
- Let's go watch it! / - Alright.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked really hard on
the Gulp Water commercial!
You talk too much.
I wish you'd swallow your words.
Gulp. Let's watch the commercial.
Alright.
Come on in!
A lot of pretty girls in here! Come in!
Come on in, sir!
How are the ladies tonight?
So many hotties, sir!
Look at this!
Wow! This water is great!
For good water, Gulp Water!
That made no sense.
Do you take me for a fool?
Put more effort into it!
I want a commercial that's fresh!
Please.
- Add freshness to the commercial? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
Sangeun.
Teacher.
I know you're drinking tap water
because you didn't pack a lunch.
Oh...
Don't drink tap water.
Drink this water instead. It's more filling.
Thank you!.
To fill you up, Gulp Water!
Why did she give the kid water instead of food?
He was drinking water already.
You call that a gift?
Sir, calm down.
I have a gift for you.
A gift.
Standing water!
Then, is this lying water?
That was lame.
You'll be crying when I'm done with you.
- I'm sorry. / - Make the commercial right.
I want you to change all these actors.
And I want an A-lister model.
Make it good, okay?
I have an A-lister model ready.
Let's watch it now!
Hello, I'm Kim Jongmin.
This water...
This water has a lot of minerals...
It's really... Umm... Refreshing and...
It's... It's... Oh! It's sludge water!
- Sludge water? / - No...
Our water is sludge water?
Kim Jongmin dancing was great.
But why can't he say the lines?
That's it. Show him a script...
- And just have him read from it, okay? / - Yes.
Hey, lower the curtain. Lower it!
Alright.
Okay.
Not okay.
- Hot... SK? / - No, no.
It's Okhotsk.
- 700m deep... / - Yeah.
It's good water.
What was that all about?
Okay, okay.
How about this idea?
What's Kim Jongmin known for? Being pure.
And what's our water known for?
Being pure! Let's combine the pureness
and make a great commercial.
- Make the commercial pure? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch it.
- Dad! I have a question! / - What is it?
What's that water for?
I'm going to wash my feet in this water.
Oh, then let me wash your feet, dad.
Alright. Here.
You're a great son.
- I see things floating in the water. / - Alright...
- Dad! / - Yeah?
- I have a question! / - What is it?
What's that water for?
You fool.
I'm going to wash my face with that water.
- Then let me wash your face for you. / - Okay.
You're a great son.
- Dad! I have a question! / - What? What?
What's that water for?
You fool! How many times have I told you?
Your grandpa will brush his teeth with that water.
Oh...
- Grandpa, brush your teeth. / - Thanks!
Let me get you water to rinse your mouth with.
Brush your teeth.
Thanks!
Do you take me for a fool?
It went up my nose...
Gulp Water!
Geez...
What was that?
I'm furious right now!
Sir. please calm down. Cool down with this water.
That's pretty thoughtful of you, Chief Lee.
I should give you a raise.
- Yes! / - That's cold.
Make the commercial funny.
Come up with a good idea.
Those kinds of commercials are popular.
I can make a funny one.
Let's watch it now.
I'll give you a word related to water.
Make up a Korean poem and if it isn't funny...
- You'll be punished! / - Save us!
You first, Kim Junho.
Your word is ocean.
Ocean?
"O!"
I went to the beach...
"Cean!"
And took it all off.
I'm sorry!
That wasn't funny at all!
- I'll give you another chance. / - Okay.
Your next word is streamside.
"Stream!"
I went to the streamside...
"Side!"
And didn't cover up at all.
That's disgusting...
You're not funny at all.
Next is Kim Jongmin.
Your punishment won't be water.
It's this gourd.
- Your word... / - Yes.
Is Shinji!
Shinji?
That's not a word related to water.
Whatever. Just do it.
"Shin!"
You all think Shinji is scary.
That's just her TV persona.
"Ji!"
She's really scary!
That was funny.
Nobody really laughed.
No, as long as I find it funny.
Really?
This is the last one.
Your last word... Is Koyote.
You did the word bath for the rehearsal.
Wow! What is this?
- We changed the word before the shoot. / - Yeah.
It's Koyote.
The great Jongmin can't improvise this?
Koyote.
Don't look at me. I can't help you.
Go right into it.
"Ko!"
In Korea!
"Yo!"
No matter where you look!
"Te!"
"Te..."
- "Te..." / - Too late!
It didn't crack.
Sorry about that.
It didn't crack.
That felt like a stone.
Anyway... I'm disappointed in you, Jongmin.
Watch what Junho does and learn from him!
(This wasn't in the script, so he has to improvise)
I'll do...
- Let's see how good you are. / - I'll do bath.
Bath.
Your word... Is gambling!
What? Come on...
We can't air that.
You did the word Koyote for the rehearsal.
What did you come up with for "Te?"
But we changed up the word before the shoot!
Alright... "Gam!"
"Gam?"
- "Gam?" / - This is unscripted, people.
Do not gamble.
You'll get in big trouble.
"Bling!"
"Bling..."
Get over here.
I can't come up with "bling."
The end!
(Refreshing Statements)
Gosh...
Oh, you're home, dear.
Gosh, you must be tired.
Gosh...
- Dear. / - Yeah?
Our kids will be in college soon
and we'll be lonely.
How about we get a pet?
I was going to mention that to you too.
My gosh! Really? We both agree on this.
We're meant for each other.
Yeah, let's get one soon.
- A cat. / - A dog.
- A dog. / - A cat.
- A dog. / - A cat!
A dog! Why would we get a cat?
You're being ridiculous.
It's much better to get a dog than a cat.
The neighbors next door have a great dog.
He caught a burglar and he was on TV.
They have a big family
and their place is bigger than ours.
Our tiny place is perfect for a cat.
A cat makes a great pet.
You said you liked me for my cat-face.
♪ Make a sound like a cat, meow, meow ♪
Can meowing be grounds for divorce?
Please do your best to make it happen.
Dear!
Cat-face? Oh, please!
You don't have a cat-face. You have a weird face.
A dog makes a better pet than a cat!
You sound like a cockroach getting a suntan.
It's a lot of work to raise a dog.
You have to clean up their poop
and you have to walk them every day.
Having one at home will stink up the house,
so you have to bathe them.
Cats are so clean.
They wash themselves like this.
They go potty in the litter box
and cover it with sand so it won't smell.
A cat won't stink up the house like you do!
Woman, did you cook your brains
when you cooked breakfast today?
You don't know anything.
You can communicate with a dog.
Lie down, sit, play dead, wait, eat.
You can train a dog to be obedient.
They don't talk back like you do.
They're lovely.
If we get a dog,
I'm going to train it to bite you.
A cat just ignores you when you enter your home.
You can call out to it...
But it ignores you.
Hold on. You act just like a cat!
What if I was to collapse at home?
You and the cat would just ignore me!
Sheesh... Would a dog call 911 if you collapse then?
And I already have a dog
that comes home drunk at 2 a.m.
Two dogs is too many!
Two? Are you calling me a dog?
What are you trying to say?
Oh, I guess you don't remember.
You came home wasted last night
and when I asked you who you drank with...
"I don't know, I don't know."
That's what you said!
You're always barking at 2 a.m.
You don't even sound human! You sound like a dog.
Woman, are Cinderella's step-sisters your role model?
You just don't listen.
When you get a pet cat,
you're not raising that cat,
you're basically serving that cat.
Listen. Cats are good at hiding.
When you want to see them when they're hiding...
Please come out, kitty. Please...
You have to beg them.
And when you try to use the computer
and they're lying on the keyboard...
Please move, kitty. Please.
You have to beg them.
It's just like how I beg you!
Dear, I'm getting sick of soup.
Can you please grill some meat? Please!
Dear, I have to go meet my friends.
Can I get $10? Please!
Dear, I'm so tired today.
Can you please just let me go to bed?
My fingerprints have rubbed off
from begging to you so much!
I can't even use a smart phone!
Do I have to beg to a cat too?
What are you talking about?
If you have a pet dog,
they always bark,
so it annoys other people.
You're even louder.
What? I should put a leash on you
and take you for a walk in the fine dust.
Fine then! Let's go out now!
Put your coat on!
I'll mark my territory on that coat.
Do it! I dare you!
If you like dogs so much,
just leave and get a dog!
You should go out and live with a cat.
Fine! Let's get our pets and live separately.
Fine then.
What's your deal? Did you have too much to eat?
You ate 5 meals?
Dear!
I think we might have another baby...
No!
(Sky Cancel)
My gosh! My goodness!
I'm so busy today.
Why did she call us out here?
Right.
I'm sure there's something going on.
I'm not just saying this because Bongseon isn't here.
But she's always inviting us to places.
She thinks she's the king of Sky Cancel.
Hey, guys.
It's the queen!
I'm sorry for telling you all to come
when you're all so busy.
My gosh! How could you say that, Bongseon?
Of course I'd show up if you told me to come.
I have a really classy dish, so I wanted to share it.
What is it?
The best kind of dish from the sea.
My gosh!
Bongseon, isn't this caviar?
That's anchovy guts.
Should I get some more?
Why you... I'll tear your mouth open.
I'll catch more anchovies.
That looks great.
This is anchovy guts.
I know that.
My gosh!
It pops in my mouth.
I actually called you all here
to share some great information.
What's this?
The interview questions for SNU medical school.
Really?
This would be like a golden roadmap
for Suhan to get into Seoul National University.
- Honey, hurry. / - Alright. Watch out.
Very impressive!
We're not just giving this to you
for the interview questions.
Gosh... What's this?
It was in the finale of the Paris collection.
- These are... / - Squeaky shoes.
My gosh... Thank you, Suhan's dad.
I wanted to attract attention.
I didn't have anything hip to wear,
so I was really burning up inside.
I guess I'll put out the fire in my heart
with these shoes.
Try them on.
Alright... Gosh, they're so pretty.
My gosh!
Wow!
Goodness...
Why can't you get the interview questions?
Yun Sea!
I have something too.
Pork hocks and boiled pork.
These look great.
My gosh! She kept those in an envelope.
That's an illness, Bongseon!
She'll hear you.
When you get badmouthed,
you really should dance.
What's all the ruckus?
Geez...
Dear...
I got the interview questions for SNU.
Yeseo's can get into SNU's medical school.
What's so great about sending our kid
to Seoul National University?
You always take things too far!
Is going to SNU something to brag about?
Geez!
(SNU class of 1985, Song Jungeun)
You always take things too far!
With someone so despicable,
there should be dancing.
Dear, I don't think so.
Gosh...
Teacher...
Bongseon, who is this?
I'm a stylist.
A diet stylist.
Mr. Jo.
Teacher, it's so hard to diet these days.
Ma'am.
You need to trust me.
Of course I do, but...
- With so many parties... / - Ma'am.
Parties aren't important.
Well... That's true, but...
Ma'am, are you okay with your underwear
coming off when you take your jeans off?
Text me the address for your apartment.
I'll send you beef entrails at night.
Mr. Jo, take the salad away.
Teacher! Teacher!
Just let me eat the salad! Please!
Ma'am...
Does that mean you'll trust in me...
And you're okay with deleting
the food delivery app?
Are you okay with getting on an elevator
that smells like fried chicken?
That's too cruel!
Ma'am...
I'm asking if you're okay with
your underwear size getting smaller
because you succeeded at your diet?
My gosh! My underwear feels so loose!
My gosh!
Are you okay with that, ma'am?
Yes, I'm okay with that!
Mr. Jo, leave the salad and the boiled eggs.
I'll get going now, ma'am.
What? A diet?
You always make a big deal out of everything!
Stop trying to show off your body!
(SNU graduate hot body Dr. Song Jungeun)
A big deal?
Do you think I'm just making a big deal of things?
I'm trying my best here!
You're so mean.
Geez! So embarrassing!
I can't show my face in public!
(SNU graduate hot body Dr. Song Jungeun)
With a beat like this, we need dancing.
Cue the music!
He's really dancing.